diff --git a/www/booper.js b/www/booper.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3a66620
--- /dev/null
+++ b/www/booper.js
@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+window.addEventListener('load', (e) => {
+    const targets = document.getElementsByClassName('booperTarget');
+    for (let i = 0; i < targets.length; i++) {
+        const target = targets[i];
+        const locators = JSON.parse(target.getAttribute('data-booper'));
+        console.debug(locators);
+        target.addEventListener('click', (e) => {
+            let x = e.offsetX / e.originalTarget.clientWidth;
+            let y = e.offsetY / e.originalTarget.clientHeight;
+            for (const [name, box] of Object.entries(locators)) {
+                const [x1, y1, x2, y2] = box;
+                if (x >= x1 && x <= x2 && y >= y1 && y <= y2) {
+                    console.log(`[booper.js] Booped ${name}!`);
+                    fetch(`/api/boop/${name}`, {method: 'POST'}).then((r) => {
+                        if (r.ok) {
+                            r.json().then((json) => {
+                                console.debug(json);
+                            });
+                        } else {
+                            console.error(`[booper.js] Error whilst booping:`);
+                            console.error(r);
+                        }
+                    });
+                }
+            }
+        });
+    }
+
+    console.log(`[booper.js] Initialised ${targets.length} boop target(s)!`);
+});
diff --git a/www/index.html b/www/index.html
index 4735e96..d5d0ceb 100644
--- a/www/index.html
+++ b/www/index.html
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
         <title></title>
         <link rel="stylesheet" href="/styles.css">
         <script src="/main.js"></script>
+        <script src="/booper.js"></script>
         <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
         <script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/chart.js"></script>
     </head>
@@ -25,7 +26,7 @@
                 <h1 id="helloText"><noscript>Hewwo!</noscript></h1>
                 <h2><span id="imaText"><noscript>I'm a <span class="textHighlight">dumbass</span></noscript></span>.</h2>
                 <div class="mainContent">
-                    <img src="/fag.png">
+                    <img class="booperTarget" data-booper='{"brosef": [0.4752,0.3438,0.5773,0.3907]}' src="/fag.png">
                     <div>
                         <h3>Hi there! I'm <b>Brosef</b>, as you can see by the <i>very fancy</i> changing text about this, I'm interested in a lot of things!</h3>
                     </div>