diff --git a/www/main.js b/www/main.js
index 9efc35d..a9e3f52 100644
--- a/www/main.js
+++ b/www/main.js
@@ -16,7 +16,9 @@ const imaTexts = shuffle([
     'I\'m a $House M.D. enjoyer',
     'I\'m a $DJ',
     'I\'m an $ice skater',
-    'I\'m a $masochist'
+    'I\'m a $masochist',
+    'I\'m a $professional alcoholic',
+    'I\'m a Vim addict'
 ]);
 
 function shuffle(array) {